"Bar keep. A bowl of your fruitiest pebbles." Once, just once I want to walk into a bar and say that and have the bartender slide a bowl down cereal to me. Aw to live in Skip Gildchrist's world. After having his heart broken by Stacy, Skip moved on by more

Sweet! A second episode of 1600 Penn. Meaning there's only two more episodes left for the season, which will be aired next Thursday. The cancellation of this show is imminent. D.B. made his adorable return letting Becca know that if she was a fat chick more

Looks like Skip had another shot with Stacy. His plan was to get her to love him by showering her with rose peddles. I'm guessing Skip just saw Coming to America and wanted to give Stacy the King Jaffe Joffer treatment. Emily thought she could unskip S more

Skip's at it again! Marshall was intent on shutting down his unsanctioned podcast but got sucked into appearing on a episode and accidentally let it slipped that he used to write the President's correspondence letters and Skip realized that the one let more

To avoid doing any sort of work President Gildchrist took the family (and Marshall) to the ranch. Chip was taking this as a way to mourn the loss of Stacy, his girlfriend, who wasn't really his girlfriend. As for Becca, she was eager to get away from D.B. more

I don't know about you, but I would love to be on a White House tour put on by Skip Gilchrist. Sure, his historical facts are completely inaccurate and he won't offer you any cereal to have during the tour, but it would definitely be something memorable b more

To be honest, I'm pleasantly surprised on how much I like this show. With a combination of Skip (the older brother I wish I had), his Teen Mom-ish sister Becca and younger siblings Marigold and Xander lusting over the same girl, Jessica, at their schoo more

With 1600 Penn, show creators Jason Winer (Modern Family), Josh Gad (star of Broadway’s The Book of Mormon) and Jon Lovett (former White House speechwriter) hope to combine the sharp humor of Modern Family with the “inside baseball” look at the White Hous more