Hoochie toochie smoochie bootchie toochie toochie coochie coochie. Don't worry, everybody, I'm not having a fit or psychotic break from too much Top Model . (That's like saying "too much air", c'mon. No such thing.) I'm just practicing what t more

Six episodes into Cycle 18 of America's Next Top Model , and a newbie is here recapping it. Yeah, you heard me. Yes, I know, this is serious stuff and I fully understand you can not miss any essential details from this week's episode. We'll get there. Fir more

It's hard to believe we're already six weeks in to America's Next Top Model Cycle 18. Who was sent home on Cycle 18, Episode 6: "Jessica Sutta and Nadine Coyle"? Read on to find out. Read spoilers at your own risk! For more on Wetpaint Entertainment's phi more

I apologize for the tardiness of this recap, my darling Top Model devotees. I'm sure no less than three of you sat up all night hitting the refresh button until your thumbs were as shiny and sore as Nigel Barker's head. Did you worry that, after reading A more

AzMarie vs. Sophie . Anyone else feel like that’s where we’re headed for the America's Next Top Model Cycle 18 finale — with American Az already being considered the frontrunner to win? Az, Sophie, Laura. Final three prediction. Boom. We’ll see if that pa more

This week's installment of ANTM was a surprisingly civilized episode, was it not? Drama was minimal, tongues were in check, and everyone had a kind word to say about everyone; which is only fitting... http://www.starpulse.com/news/Alison_Caraotta/2012/03/ more

It was like Candace’s attempt to sell breath-freshening coffee: The modeltestants just kept repeating the same mantra over and over again on America's Next Top Model Cycle 18, Episode 4: “J. Alexander,”: Leave, Kyle! Quit, Kyle! Seriously, Kyle! Just go, more

Confession! I am starting to fall so hard for Tyra. She is such a deranged and delightful combination of avant garde fashion and non-sequitor observations (and often inspired burns), coupled with t... http://www.starpulse.com/news/Alison_Caraotta/2012/03/ more