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The show follows the life of KISS bassist and vocalist Gene Simmons, his longtime partner Shannon Tweed, and their two children, Nick (born 1989) and Sophie (born 1992) through their everyday lives with interesting and often comical results. Shannon's sister Tracy Tweed occasionally appears on the show, often to hang-out with Nick and Sophie or to go shopping with Shannon. Follow the Simmons-Tweed clan as they set out to prove, yet again, why they are the most non-traditional, traditional family in America.

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(All run times are 22 minutes, except where noted on double episodes.)

1. 1 Happily Unmarried Aug 8, 2006 Shannon Tweed hates surprises. Gene Simmons loves them. On his way out of town to attend the grand opening of the Hooters Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, he asks Nick and Tracy Tweed (Shannon's sister) to plan a surprise birthday party for Shannon on his behalf. Ironically, while in Vegas, he gets roped into attending the wedding of a fan and his fiance' - and even gives the bride away. When Shannon inadvertently finds out that Gene was not only planning a surprise party for her AND that he attended someone else's wedding, she ups the ante and plans sweet revenge on her longtime boyfriend.

2. 2 Driving Me Crazy Aug 14, 2006 Gene Simmons didn't start driving until he was 35 years old and Nick is studying to get his driver's license. An admittedly horrible driver himself, Gene faces off against Nick in a driving test challenge, with the threat of having to humiliate himself in the middle of Beverly Hills if he loses. As his daughter starts to date, a nervous Gene insists that Shannon take their daughter to a self-defense course. The driving test and the self-defense course both prove painful for Gene, who learns that father doesn't always know best.

3. 3 Next Generation Rock Star Aug 8, 2006 If your dad's Gene Simmons and you want to go into the music business, some career counseling is to be expected. But when Nick starts a band of his own, Gene transforms from a proud father into an overbearing manager. From the band's name, to the clothes Nick wears, Gene won't leave his son alone and he even prematurely books Nick's first gig. Meanwhile Shannon sneaks 14 year-old Sophie into LA Fashion Week, and witnesses every hot stud at the event flirting with her little girl.

4. 4 Gene's Addiction Oct 9, 2006 If your dad's Gene Simmons and you want to go into the music business, some career counseling is to be expected. But when Nick starts a band of his own, Gene transforms from a proud father into an overbearing manager. From the band's name, to the clothes Nick wears, Gene won't leave his son alone and he even prematurely books Nick's first gig. Meanwhile Shannon sneaks 14 year-old Sophie into LA Fashion Week, and witnesses every hot stud at the event flirting with her little girl.

5. 5 Horsin' Around Oct 3, 2006 An emergency springs up when Gene is about to lose the Indy Racing League marketing account worth millions of dollars. He drops everything and even uses his celebrity to become Grand Marshall in front of hundreds of thousands of fans. Unfortunately for Gene, while he's gone Shannon buys Sophie a horse for her good grades without really thinking it through. All hell breaks loose when Gene returns from his exhausting business trip and finds the horse is now living at his Beverly Hills mansion.

6. 6 Food or Sex? Aug 22, 2006 Shannon notices Gene is losing the battle of the bulge, so she tricks him into attending a ritzy weight-loss spa. When they arrive, Gene learns that they have separate rooms, and his food intake is rationed. Gene wants two things - food and sex. Will the Demon get what he wants? Meanwhile, all hell breaks loose at home when crazy aunt Tracy baby-sits Nick and Sophie -- or is it the other way around?

7. 7 Fan... tastic Sep 26, 2006 Playboy Radio welcomes Gene in studio and conducts a search for his biggest fan. The prize - a day with Gene to spend however they choose. Gene pulls out all his cool clothes to get ready for his hot date, only to be stopped by Shannon, who insists his clothes are corny and old-fashioned. While Gene is having a most unexpected fan encounter, Shannon and the kids sacrifice Gene's gaudy garb to the fashion gods in an unforgettable ceremony.

8. 8 Sexercise Aug 29, 2006 Playboy Radio welcomes Gene in studio and conducts a search for his biggest fan. The prize - a day with Gene to spend however they choose. Gene pulls out all his cool clothes to get ready for his hot date, only to be stopped by Shannon, who insists his clothes are corny and old-fashioned. While Gene is having a most unexpected fan encounter, Shannon and the kids sacrifice Gene's gaudy garb to the fashion gods in an unforgettable ceremony.

9. 9 Loose Change Sep 19, 2006 Gene is frustrated to learn that he's lost $20,000 on a cattle-ranch investment. Hoping to teach Nick about the value of money and hard work, Gene drags him to the middle of nowhere for a business trip into the Twilight Zone. Meanwhile, Shannon and her sister Tracy turn Beverly Hills upside down on a wallet-busting shopping spree.

10. 10 The Demon Lives Aug 14, 2006 Gene is in the dumps because a security guard at a TV studio doesn't recognize him, while Shannon confesses to her sister Tracy that she's considering having another child. Gene's ego gets a boost when he learns that KISS will be honored in Las Vegas for a TV special, but he has to make a special deposit for Shannon before he can rock and roll all night and party every day.

11. 11 Shrinkwrapped (date?) Gene squirms after learning that Shannon won a session with a psychotherapist in the kids' school auction. Shannon is hell-bent on making sure he attends this session. He runs (to lunch with Bill Maher, and to party in a rebuilt New Orleans), but can he hide from Shannon and his impending appointment with the shrink? Meanwhile, Shannon and the kids deconstruct Gene's ego when they raid his office shrine and plan to sell his valuable KISS merchandise.

12. 12 The Un-Anniversary Sep 11, 2006 Gene has a business meeting in New York to discuss putting a sexy spin on the classic hand car wash by turning it into Gene Simmons Bikini Car Wash. He turns it into a family affair by taking Shannon and the kids to visit his wise and feisty mother, Florence, in the suburbs.

13. 13 Behind the Makeup Oct 30, 2006 When Shannon suggests Gene Simmons consider a facelift, The Demon is reluctant. He's more enthusiastic about his idea to launch a new TV show about babies and new mothers -- until he finds himself in daycare hell. When it comes time to go under the knife, Shannon has news of her own from the fertility specialist, leaving The Demon speechless.

1. 14 Under the Knife? Mar 26, 2007 Moments away from getting his facelift, Gene receives a call telling him the KISS publicity tour has been rescheduled. While he hops a plane to New York, Aunt Tracy takes Nick on an embarrassing shopping spree to get a pregnancy test for Shannon. Right before a live appearance on MTV's TRL, Gene realizes his Demon costume has gone missing, sending the hotel's assistant manager on a mad dash to recover 30 years of history and make sure Gene gets to his live TV show on time.

2. 15 A Bun in the Oven? Mar 26, 2007 ember Paul Stanley serve as the Grand Marshals of the NYC Halloween Parade. After receiving a strange proposition from two groupies, Gene returns home to learn the results of Shannon's pregnancy test.

3. 16 Gene's Big Mouth Apr 2, 2007 Gene's suggestion that he and Shannon adopt a child is music to her ears until she learns he hopes the yearlong process will dampen her enthusiasm. While Gene chases his lost precious black book from one end of Manhattan to the other, Shannon plans to teach Gene he should think before he speaks.

4. 17 Nice Day for a Facelift Apr 2, 2007 Our cameras document every moment of Gene and Shannon's dual cosmetic surgeries. We are by their side as they kiss the kids goodbye, get prepped for their procedures and are put under anesthesia.

5. 18 Face Off Apr 8, 2007 Gene and Shannon undergo over 8 hours of surgery. The procedures go smoother for Gene than for Shannon, who has a much harder time post surgery and must be hospitalized longer than expected. Meanwhile, Gene returns home and has a very emotional and upsetting reunion with Nick and Sophie.

6. 19 Stir Crazy Apr 15, 2007 A bruised and weary Shannon returns home. Wrapped head to toe and heavily sedated, she and Gene begin recuperating at opposite ends of their 16,000 square foot mansion and drive the whole family crazy in the process. Nick and Sophie enlist crazy Aunt Tracy to rescue them while Gene defies doctor's orders, pushing Shannon over the edge and jeopardizing their recovery.

7. 20 Snowblind Apr 22, 2007 Shannon's girls' weekend in Aspen is dampened when Sophie convinces Gene and Nick they should all join her. Gene's spa recovery is cut short when he learns Sophie's hidden agenda - a cute skier she wants to spend time with. Determined to learn more about this boy, Gene gets in over his head - literally, and must be rescued by the Ski Patrol.

8. 21 Coming Out Party Apr 29, 2007 Gene's inability to follow doctor's orders is hampering his recovery, forcing him to miss a "Rent-A-Bachelor" charity event he committed to. Nick reluctantly agrees to go in his place and is shocked to learn who placed the winning bid. Meanwhile, Gene explores every holistic cure available in a desperate attempt to heal in time to debut his new face as the recipient of the first ever "Golden Tongue" award at the Adult Video News Awards.

9. 22 The Wingman (date?) When Gene learns his business partner's 30-year old nephew is getting a divorce he decides to show him a good time in Las Vegas. After learning the poor guy has only been with one woman his entire life, Gene makes it his personal mission to show him a very good time. After disastrous attempts at the Consumer Electronics Show and the Adult Video News Expo, it is Gene that actually learns a thing or two about the superior sex.

10/11. 23/24 Uncle Gene Wants You May 21, 2007 When Sophie is assigned a paper on the armed forces, Gene arranges a private tour of San Diego's Camp Pendleton to aid in her research. While there, some good-natured father/daughter smack-talk results in the two going head to head in brutal basic training exercises. Inspired by the dedication and patriotism they witness, Gene records a new rock n' roll anthem for the armed forces and returns to Pendleton to perform live for the troops. (Runtime 45 minutes.)

12. 25 Growing Pains Jun 4, 2007 Under pressure from his friends, Nick decides to investigate leaving home for college. Although a weekend orientation program turns into the trip from hell, Sophie convinces him to tell Gene and Shannon he is having a blast in hopes their parents will sweeten the pot and bribe them with gifts to go to school locally.

13. 26 Master Gene Theater Jun 10, 2007 With brand new segments featuring Gene and the family, we take a look back at Season One including: never before seen couch interviews, outtakes, the Best of Gene's Bad Jokes and other themed montages.

14. 27 British Invasion Jun 17, 2007 While in London, Sophie is spotted by an A-list French fashion photographer. Gene agrees to accompany her to France for a test shoot while Nick and Shannon stay behind in London. Gene and the photographer clash over differences in Sophie's image. After meeting a girl and becoming taken with Cambridge life, Nick considers college abroad, driving Shannon to shop for castles in preparation for a trans-Atlantic move.

15. 28 All Grown Up Jul 8, 2007 While in London, Sophie is spotted by an A-list French fashion photographer. Gene agrees to accompany her to France for a test shoot while Nick and Shannon stay behind in London. Gene and the photographer clash over differences in Sophie's image. After meeting a girl and becoming taken with Cambridge life, Nick considers college abroad, driving Shannon to shop for castles in preparation for a trans-Atlantic move.

16. 29 Rich Dad Jul 16, 2007 Gene is hurt to learn that Sophie never informed him of a Father/Daughter Volleyball game, not realizing that she just didn't want to bother him and his busy schedule. While in Las Vegas Gene mistakenly agrees to help a mother and son out with their family business--the oldest strip club in town. Gene rushes home to surprise Sophie and prove that he values family above all else.

17. 30 Alpha Male Jul 16, 2007? To prove her father's sexist philosophies untrue, Sophie decides she wants the family to go camping for her birthday so she and Shannon can show that they are the hardcore ones in the family. After several battles with Mother Nature (including narrowly escaping a visit from a brown bear) the family comes to appreciate Gene's definition of "vacation" after all.

18. 31 Sucker Bet Jul 29, 2007 Gene muscles in on Shannon and Aunt Tracy's girls weekend to the Kentucky Derby, promising to prove he too can be fun and spontaneous. After a hotel mishap causes them to relive their youth and once again live together, Gene quickly wishes he had stayed behind. Originally uninterested in the race, Gene's attention quickly turns to the Derby when he learns Tracy convinced Shannon to bet $100,000 on a horse she picked using her "fool proof" system.

19. 32 ...And They're Off! Jul 29, 2007 In a panic over Shannon's $100,000 bet on a horse she knows nothing about Gene frantically tries to sell her ticket at a discount to anyone he comes in contact with, including: Jenny McCarthy, Peyton Manning, Kid Rock, Jimmy Fallon, Joey Fatone and more. Unsuccessful, he has no choice but sit helplessly and watch his money race in "The Most Exciting Two Minutes in Sports." Meanwhile, news of Shannon's bet makes news headlines, even eclipsing the Queen of England's first visit to the Derby.

20. 33 Trapped in Paradise Aug 5, 2007 A "one day" trip to the tropical paradise of Turks & Caicos becomes an extended stay in hell for Gene who loathes sun, sand, and water. It turns into a wild adventure as Gene experiences the "local flavor" and works with the Premier to bring an Indy car race to the beautiful Turks and Caicos Islands.

21. 34 Genetopia Aug 12, 2007 Upset that Gene would not let her accompany him to Turks & Caicos, Shannon decides to have some fun of her own and tags along to watch one of Aunt Tracy's "Speed Dating" sessions. Tracy thinks she has makes a match but quickly learns her date is using her to get to Shannon who, as we all know, is technically single. While stuck in the tropical paradise of Turks & Caicos, Gene toys with the idea of buying his own island. Modestly naming it "Genetopia," he sets out to create a kingdom that will live by HIS rules. Meanwhile, Shannon is besieged by gifts from her "not-so-secret" admirer.

22/23. 35/36 Fact or Fiction? Aug 19, 2007 Upset that Gene would not let her accompany him to Turks & Caicos, Shannon decides to have some fun of her own and tags along to watch one of Aunt Tracy's "Speed Dating" sessions. Tracy thinks she has makes a match but quickly learns her date is using her to get to Shannon who, as we all know, is technically single. While stuck in the tropical paradise of Turks & Caicos, Gene toys with the idea of buying his own island. Modestly naming it "Genetopia," he sets out to create a kingdom that will live by HIS rules. Meanwhile, Shannon is besieged by gifts from her "not-so-secret" admirer. (Runtime 45 minutes.)

24. 37 It Was A Very Good Year Aug 26, 2007 The family reminisces about Season II and shows unseen, deleted scenes from their favorite episodes.

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1. 38 Gene's Best Friend March 11, 2008 Pressure is mounting in the days leading up to Gene's impending lie detector test on the "Adam Carolla Show" as he not only has a KISS show to prepare for, but his best friend and loyal canine Snippy goes missing. To add more fuel to the fire, Gene's musical partner of 34 years, Paul Stanley, falls ill moments before taking the stage forcing Gene to decide if the band should play as a trio for the first time in their entire career.

2. 39 Liar, Liar Tongue on Fire March 11, 2008 Gene awakes the morning after KISS' stressful but historic concert feeling like he was hit by a bus. With the lie detector test days away and an upcoming business trip to NY on the books Gene ignores the family's pleas for him to see a doctor. Meanwhile, Shannon and Tracy conduct trial lie detector tests on each other to make sure the process is legit. Once in New York, Gene's mom Florence forces him to see a series of specialists who uncover a serious condition that needs to be treated immediately.

3/4. 40/41 The Brutal Truth March 18, 2008 Gene is released from the hospital and opts to ignore doctor's orders and heads straight to a casting party for his new comic book, "Dominatrix." He then visits some friends in "Little Italy" that have "experience" with lie detector tests. Meanwhile Shannon and Tracy surprise Adam Carolla's co-host, Danny Bonaduce at the gym and confirm that everything is on the up and up. Gene and Shannon appear on the Adam Carolla Show and answer ALL of the pressing questions and in a surprise turn of events, they swap places and SHANNON gets strapped to the machine as well. (Runtime 45 minutes.)

5. 42 Before the Flood March 25, 2008 Gene decides to accept an offer to perform a One Night Only Vegas show with the Big Band, Royal Crown Revue. The combination of his noisy neighbors and Shannon going on a do-it-yourself home improvement spree make it impossible for him to concentrate at home. Gene opts to drive to Las Vegas to ensure a few hours of solitude to learn lyrics to all the new songs. Unfortunately, Shannon's "handyman" skills are not up to par, resulting in Gene's car breaking down in the desert and a faulty pipe bursting at home, flooding his office of priceless KISS collectibles.

6. 43 Knock, Knock, Who's There? March 25, 2008 The clock is ticking as Gene is stranded in the desert and meets an odd cast of characters attempting to hitchhike to Vegas. Meanwhile, Shannon, Tracy and Sophie race around LA to replace Gene's ruined collectibles by buying them from the very KISS fans that have given Gene their hard earned cash over the years. Will Gene get to Vegas in time and will the girls have his office back in shape before he comes home?

7. 44 Swinging Gene 4/1/2008 As Shannon, Tracy and Sophie track down the last of the KISS collectibles they ruined, Gene calls the one Vegas friend he has to rescue him from the desert--Carrot Top. A packed house at the Hard Rock awaits Gene's arrival to witness his first solo performance ever.

8. 45 Something's Fishy 4/8/2008 Gene's business trip to Seaworld turns into a family outing as Shannon, Tracy and Tracy's twin 4-year old sons' Jake and Hunter tag along. When a combination of food poisoning and Gene's poor driving put Shannon and Tracy down for the count it is up to Uncle Gene to take the twins to Seaworld for the day. Unfortunately, Gene takes two kids, but comes home with one.

9. 46 Nail Me 4/15/2008 Gene is unable to remain a silent partner when he agrees to help fund Shannon and Tracy's new Nail Salon business venture. Attempting to muscle in and run the business his way, Shannon and Tracy must call all of their family and friends in for back-up to undo Gene's mess.

10. 47 Shannon B. Demille 4/22/2008 For over 24 years Shannon Tweed has been documenting the life and times of the Simmons-Tweed clan and in this special episode the family sits down to watch the classic home movies and show us how they became the non-traditional traditional family they are today.

11. 48 Lil Gene 4/29/2008 Gene is pleasantly surprised when the intern he reluctantly agrees to mentor saves the day by rescuing an important photo shoot from disaster and helps him close a major business deal to put Gene's "Money Bag" clothing line in stores nationwide.

12. 49 Ladies of the Night 5/6/2008 Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution gets him in trouble. Meanwhile, Nick gets a surprise visit from an old friend that causes tension with his girlfriend.

13. 50 Sophie Couture 5/13/2008 Gene's research for a book documenting the history of prostitution winds him up in jail. Meanwhile, Sophie's internship for a fashion designer turns into her strutting the catwalk during L.A. Fashion Week.

14. 51 Mommy Make-Over 6/3/2008 Shannon and Tracy's original plan for a little nip and tuck becomes much more than either of them planned. Meanwhile, Gene gets stuck babysitting his friend's depressed, recently divorced sister and gets asked by Donald Trump to compete on Celebrity Apprentice.

15. 52 Viewer Mail 5/20/2008

16. 53 Gene's Ego Trip 6/15/2008 Fed up with Gene extolling his own virtues, Shannon and Tracy team up with Jeff Ross to plan a Roast for him. Will his ego survive?

17/18/19. 54/55/56 The Gene Simmons Roast 6/15/2008 Roastmaster Jeff Ross calls on his all-star comedian friends to destroy Gene's ego and raise money for the Wounded Warriors Charity. Even Nick, Shannon and Aunt Tracy take shots at good ol' Gene.

20. 57 Gene the Apprentice 6/15/2008

21. 58 Shannon to the Rescue 6/22/2008

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22. 60 Honeymoon at Last 6/22/2008 In the wake of the Tracy elopement fiasco, Gene must make it up to Shannon and decides to give her the honeymoon this "Happily Unmarried" couple will officially never have

23. 61 Power Outage 6/29/2008 Exhausted after surviving a grueling 24 hours aboard the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz, Gene returns home only to be reminded he must babysit his 4-year-old nephews, Jake and Hunter.

24. 62 Nick after Dark 6/29/2008 Follow Nick's harrowing nocturnal adventures through Los Angeles as he pursues his brand new car...which just got towed!