Season 1, Episode 1 - "Day One At The Bar None"
A brown-haired teenage boy gleefully announces his arrival at a dude ranch. No one is impressed. He finds his work orders on the board outside the lodge. He's Senior Staff! What is it? He is distracted by a pretty brunette teenage girl guest arriving in a limo in a green silk suit. He tries to get her bags but she politely declines his overeager hormonal grabbiness. He follows her and brags about being SS. He tells her all the teenagers follow him, and she looks slightly alarmed. As they are talking, she moves him forward until he falls in the water trough. A male teenage Native American greets Ted in the boy's bunkhouse. He brings Ted fry bread, and so we now know he is Hopi and more importantly, all knowing and wise. Ted tells Danny about the girl. He wants to give her ""lots of personal attention."" Wink wink. Ted brags about SS and Danny is thrilled. Of course, he doesn't know what it is. Ted says he's preparing to run the ranch, to which Danny snickers. A pretty blond girl named
