We begin by peering though Mr. E's camcorder. We see Danny dressed up like an Indian chief astride a horse. Like some stereotypical Indian figure in an old movie, Danny looks down at the camera and utters, ""Welcome to Bar None Ranch."" It's all a part of a Bar None promotional video being put together by Mr. Ernst. While attempting a ""more friendly"" take, Ted steps in front of the camera and ruins the shot. The scene shifts to Brad and Melody, who are both busy serving guests at the ranch's outdoor dining area. Brad, still very much a newcomer, whines to Melody about how much she hates waiting tables. One gets the impression that Brad feels this work is beneath her. Ted soon arrives on the scene, looking very goofy as he listens to a cassette tape player and plays air guitar. The girls just shake their heads as they look at him. He approaches them and says, ""How about a burrito for a lonely cowboy."" ""Maybe you wouldn't be so lonely if you didn't eat so many burritos"", Brad sarcastica

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