First Fight Is on the First Night in 'Jersey Shore' Season 3 House (VIDEO)

It's the third-season premiere of 'Jersey Shore' (Thu., 10PM ET on MTV). How long will it take for a scuffle to ensue, and who will instigate the first smackdown? On the first night in the Seaside Heights house, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi "fabricated a little bit, saying that Ronnie's mom said that Sam is a bitch," she admitted. "But when I said it, Ron didn't say a word." Read More...

'Jersey Shore' recap: Attack of the Squirrel Monkeys

It always comes down to real estate. Sammi and Ron were the first to arrive back at the shore house, so they had first-pick rights on a bedroom. They chose the upstairs three-bedder, because that room is bigger, because it has a nice bathroom, and because it was the only way they could absolutely guarantee that every single person in the house would despise them right away. Like the proverbial last surviving samurai fighting an army of zombie ninjas, Sammi is on a go-for-broke suicide run. Everyone already hates her. Her only hope is to dig her hole so deep that she emerges in Australia, where she can start a new life as an annoying Australian person who everyone hates, and then she can dig up to space and colonize Mars. Read More....

TV Tonight: What's On Thursday 1/6

It's Thursday night, which means it's time to get ready for an all-new season of Jersey Shore! Check out the premiere on MTV, where we meet the new girl as our favorite guidos take their fist-pumping back to Jersey. Also, don't forget our favorite ABC medical dramas, Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice! See what else is new tonight: 8/7c Wipeout  on ABC -- season premiere! The Big Bang Theory  on CBS Million Dollar Money Drop  on FOX 8:30/7:30c $#*! My Dad Says  on CBS 9/8c Grey's Anatomy  on ABC CSI: Crime Scene Investigation  on CBS The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  on Bravo 10/9c Private Practice  on ABC The Mentalist  on CBS Jersey Shore  on MTV -- season premiere! What will you be watching?