Last night on Jersey Shore, Snooki met a new man and pondered why the ocean is so salty (whale sperm) while Ronnie bled out of a major orifice and broke up with Sam again. This week's episode was titled "Should We Just Break Up?" The answer - just ask any more

The 'Jersey Shore' house is experiencing a window of content that damn near feels like summer camp, but with a lot more self-tanner and about the same amount of awkward sexual tension. Seriously, everyone is getting along: Ronnie and Sammi aren't swinging more

Who is Pauly D? He's a man of mystery, a blank slate, a riddle wrapped in an enigma swaddled in a Shyamalan. We know that he is a handsome fellow, that he says funny things, that his hair is trying to escape from his brain by reaching skyward. We know tha more