'Saturday Night Live' gets Channing Tatum to take his shirt off. Right away.

Let's face it, when you book Channing Tatum for a job, you're not really booking Channing Tatum. You're booking Channing Tatum's abs and accepting that the rest of him will accompany them.So it's no surprise that the "Saturday Night Live" Powers That Be had Tatum's shirt off in the first few minutes of the Feb. 4 broadcast. Yes, his abs were on display before the monologue even ended. We approve.We can't say as much for the suspenders.He opened the night with some ground rules as only a former male stripper could. "No touching. I can touch you, you can't touch me. Tips are appreciated. The only reason I'm hosting this show is to put myself through nursing school. Three, for my safety, Big Ronnie here will be with me all night long,"When he recognized a few former clients in the audience... we got a bit of a show. Watch for yourself....

Channing Tatum channels Tom Brady for 'Saturday Night Live': Watch

We figured Tom Brady wouldn't go unscathed on "Saturday Night Live" the night before the Patriots take on the Giants at the Super Bowl, and sure enough, host Channing Tatum donned a beanie and headed to Ruby Tuesday's... where he met Horatio Sanz' highly enthusiastic Janet.Janet thought her luck was over when "Tom" pointed out that he was married... to freakin' Gisele. "I can't compare there," she says. "I look like every bank teller in the world, just squished together."She won his heart with the story about her cat who sleeps between her boobs, though. "You know what, Janet, one minute ago I was ready to walk out of here and make love to my super model wife, and get some rest before the Super Bowl. But now? I'm listening."Things don't end well for the Giants....