Fact: There are only two more episodes left of Teen Mom. Fact: We are currently curled up in the fetal position crying. These last few episodes of our favorite show need to be celebrated in true Teen Mom style, so please arrange the following items on top more

Fact: Teen Mom is the best thing that's happened to reality television since Kim Kardashian made a sex tape. Each week we end up ugly-crying, happy-crying, Cheeto-eating, and Slurpee-sipping, and we're currently rolled up in the fetal position clutching a more

Bye-bye, baby! Looks like Sophia's "terrible 2s" are too, too much for "Teen Mom" star Farrah to handle, so she's sending her daughter back to Omaha to enjoy a month's worth of quality time with the grandparents. For full-time college student Farrah, it's more

Amber Portwood is officially out of rehab, and you know what that means. Her foul-mouthed alter ego is back and better than ever. Check out the best 7 doozies of the episode, including some truly glorious musings from our girl Ambs. 7. Farrah fist-pumps w more

Who needs PSAs when you have "Teen Mom"? MTV's reality show is an ongoing public awareness campaign about teen pregnancy and other social issues. Sadly, this week's installment, "The Next Step," called attention (again) to domestic violence. Butch, deadbe more

Teen Mom time, y'all! Spray yourself with some tanning lotion, attach a few random feathers in your hair, and slip into your comfiest pair of knock-off Uggs, because we have an emotional episode on our hands. Yep, Butch is back in action, and the mere men more

The Teen Moms have lots of thoughts for you to ponder this week, so listen up and check out the six best quotes from another fantastic episode. Remember: If there's one thing we've learned from watching Farrah, it's that one should never wear maxi dresses more

The time to eat Doritos and SlimJims is upon us. It's another week of groovy Teen Mom madness, and our favorite parental units are doing better than ever! By which we mean they are still wearing Uggs, piercing their thumbs, and saying things like "Where's more