Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 18, Episode 5 of ABC's "The Bachelor." I've been recapping "The Bachelor" for about a decade. I've logged a ton of hours studying the "special" intricacies of this show and consider myself proficie more

The Bachelor is back for a two-night epic bonanza of crazy, complete with another trip to the emergency room for one of the women. I know these girls are fighting for Sean Lowe's affection, but let's keep the injuries to a minimum here. It's already the m more

Sean Lowe's flock of Bachelor hill people has been whittled down to 11 lucky ladies, and the time has come for them to become nomads. Basically, Sean is a shepherd, and his bachelorettes are a flock of sheep who want to have sex with him. Now that this st more

Getting 'frustrated' with the drama among the girls, Sean Lowe thinks he may not find 'the person I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with' on the show. http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00057668.html

HitFix's Liane Bonin Starr recaps the latest episode of "The Bachelor," in which Tierra drives the other women crazy, confuses Sean and somehow gets the upper hand. http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/starr-raving/posts/the-bachelor-recap-its-time-for-a-relay-rac more

If Bachelor Sean Lowe was our boyfriend, we would make him take us to the mall, have dinner at the Olive Garden, and give each other facials with that peel-off cucumber stuff that smells kind of like nail polish. So, lucky for everyone, Sean’s skin is saf more

Tiny T continues to tantrum her way into Sean's heart, while Leslie H. gets the Pretty Woman treatment http://tvrecaps.ew.com/recap/the-bachelor-season-17-episode-4/

Note: Do not read on if you have not yet seen Season 17, Episode 4 of "The Bachelor." At first I was concerned I had accidentally flipped the channel to another show when the opening scenes from "The Bachelor" didn't feature Sean just finishing up hi more