If princesses and toddlers wear tiaras, bitches wear Tierras. As Sean Lowe whittles down his batch of potential suitors from 13 to 11, we're promised a healthy dose of tears, anger and outrage from the recipient of the earliest rose ever, who also may be more
Much like a beautiful flowering rose, Sean Lowe's manhood is ready to bloom all over Bachelor Mansion. He wants babies and he wants them yesterday. Adopted babies, self-sperminated babies, the possibilities are endless. Just let the dude sow his manly see more
HitFix's Liane Bonin Starr recaps the latest episode of "The Bachelor," in which one woman climbs a (little) mountain, a group attempts a roller derby battle and one ends up at the hospital, and a "Pretty Woman" date wows another lucky lady. http://www.hi more
HitFix's Liane Bonin Starr recaps the latest episode of "The Bachelor," in which twelve bachelorettes must play a bitter game of beach volleyball to win more time with Sean, Sean and one lucky lady break the Guinness World record for on-screen kissing, an more
On this week's episode of The Bachelor , we're greeted by a shirtless Sean, inner-monologue-ing to us about the coming week while lifting weights and running on the treadmill. We get it -- these girls are lucky.
With no time to waste, Lesley M. gets more
As usual, we spent most of this week's Bachelor collapsed in a bean bag chair (yes, they still make those) while wearing a glittery ball gown made from plastic and hot glue. Also, we were OMGing ourselves silly thanks to the complete insanity that went on more