Backstabbing. BAM! A tumble down the stairs. SPLAAT! A world record makeout session. WHACK! Volleyball catfights. CRACK! Sabotage. KAPOW! Suspicion. KER-PLOP! Sick kids. WHAMM! Bikinis. ARRGGHH! Tears. UGGH! Damage control. OWWW! A shocking rose ceremony. more

It's a typical day in the neighborhood! Sean Lowe continues to be a nudist, Chris Harrison continues to troll the hills and valleys of Bachelor Mansion gathering roses in his trug, and the contestants continue to be deprived of human contact. Please gathe more

Tierra receives medical attention after falling down the stairs, while Sean isn't impressed when Kacie talks to him about the drama between Desiree and Amanda. http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00057315.html

We're down to 16 women on "The Bachelor" and tonight we have three heading home. Plus Tierra falls (or is pushed, or throws herself) down the stairs. Oh, the humanity!Shirtless Sean opening. Drink.Lesley M.'s DateSo, one of the girls from last week's grou more

In this week's episode of The Bachelor , the producers wasted no time in getting all the clichés out of the way on the first date -- helicopter ride, skyscraper and harnesses, relationship-building jump. Sarah gets the first one-on-one date, and she and S more

Yoga instructor Katie walks out of the show because she feels uncomfortable, and Desiree gets punked during a one-on-one date with Sean Lowe. http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00057140.html

HitFix's Liane Bonin Starr recaps this week's episode of "The Bachelor," in which Sean takes two ladies on one-on-one dates and a huge gaggle of women on a photo shoot which brings out the worst in more than one of them. http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/starr- more

I'm not quite sure how you spell "Rawwrrrr" (the sound a cat makes when you accidentally step on it), but it's apparently never too early for the claws to come out on The Bachelor . Last week, Sean narrowed down his search for love from 26 catty, connivin more