'The Bachelor,' Episode 3: TV Recap http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/01/22/the-bachelor-episode-3-tv-recap/?mod=WSJBlog

On this week's episode of The Bachelor , we're greeted by a shirtless Sean, inner-monologue-ing to us about the coming week while lifting weights and running on the treadmill. We get it -- these girls are lucky. With no time to waste, Lesley M. gets more

As usual, we spent most of this week's Bachelor collapsed in a bean bag chair (yes, they still make those) while wearing a glittery ball gown made from plastic and hot glue. Also, we were OMGing ourselves silly thanks to the complete insanity that went on more

Backstabbing. BAM! A tumble down the stairs. SPLAAT! A world record makeout session. WHACK! Volleyball catfights. CRACK! Sabotage. KAPOW! Suspicion. KER-PLOP! Sick kids. WHAMM! Bikinis. ARRGGHH! Tears. UGGH! Damage control. OWWW! A shocking rose ceremony. more

It's a typical day in the neighborhood! Sean Lowe continues to be a nudist, Chris Harrison continues to troll the hills and valleys of Bachelor Mansion gathering roses in his trug, and the contestants continue to be deprived of human contact. Please gathe more

Tierra receives medical attention after falling down the stairs, while Sean isn't impressed when Kacie talks to him about the drama between Desiree and Amanda. http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00057315.html