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The Office 'Business Ethics': Too Awkward or Totally Funny?

Discussion by Kendra on The Office at 22:22 PDT, 9 October, 2008

From what I've seen of the British version of The Office, it's hilarious, but sometimes a little too awkward. The American The Office has its awkward moments as well, but is always played off in a more upfront "American" way. But in this week's episode, "Business Ethics," I was squirming... (more)

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Jim Halpert: [dressed as Dwight] Last week I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble and that's a grand total of [calculates on watch] eleven dollars.

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Michael Scott: Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, 'yo that's shizzle'. Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well shame on you.

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Andy Bernard: Oh. By the way, 1985 called and it wants its car back.

Dwight Schrute: Well I hope 1985 has a time machine because I drive an '87.

Andy Bernard: Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral and guess what. Nobody came.

Dwight Schrute: Speaking of funerals, why don't you go ahead and go die. Andy Bernard: Oh, that was a really well constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.

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Andy Bernard: Beer me!

Jim Halpert: What's that?

Andy Bernard: Hand me that water. I always say, 'beer me.' It gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.

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Pam Beesly: Hey Toby.

Toby Flenderson: Hey... you two!

Jim Halpert: Hey. So, now that we are dating, uh, we just wanted to know if we had to sign one of those, 'we're dating' things for the company.

Toby Flenderson: Oh well, you know, those are only for, 'relationships.' So, if this is just a casual thing, there's no need, really.

Pam Beesly: Well I don't wanna speak for Jim, but, it's like pretty official.

Toby Flenderson: Uh huh?

Jim Halpert: Sorry, so do we need to sign? Or?

Toby Flenderson: Let's just wait and see what happens.

Jim Halpert: What?

Toby Flenderson: Let's just wait.

Jim Halpert: Oh, okay.

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