The mystery of "what life's all about" according to Teresa Guidice is answered. It's official: This show has devolved so severely that I think it'd be best to watch as an endless Cro-Magnon etiquette fight club, or something James Franco might act all more

Finally, the Napa trip is over. No more RV hi-jinks. Melissa and Joe Gorga seem to agree that Caroline "ruined" the last day of that vacation. The first day of school is occurring for some of these youngsters, and I'm curious as to the timeline on this sh more

Did you hear that? It was California sighing with relief as it purged itself of "Housewife" toxins. The gals are back in town, summer's over and school's back in session, which means Melissa Gorga must send little Antonia to first grade. Self-proclaimed " more

In case you forgot the events of last week's episode, if you can call them “events” so much as “incidents of wine-fueled, low-IQ'ed derpery,” Teresa left Kathy and Rich out of her wine toast and everyone pooped. But this episode really revolves around the more

It’s time for the kind of shenanigans only The Real Housewives of New Jersey can dish out, so let's get down to it! When we last left the Jersey wives, Teresa Giudice had just snubbed her cousin Kathy Wakile by blatantly leaving her off her list of toasti more

Teresa has been re-building bridges here and there with her family and gal pals, and Juicy Joe has been taking scandalous phone calls. But Caroline is "done and done" with Teresa, and will stand up for cousin Kathy in the face of a mean-spirited toast. An more

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey was all types of awkward. Somewhere between Jacqueline and Teresa’s maybe reunion and Joe Giudice’s call to his maybe mistress, we were ready to make like a Housewife and kick back with a Solo cup o more

My mom and I are in the Superfresh checkout line. We see a tabloid featuring Teresa Giudice on the cover. ME Hey, that's the show I recap. MY MOM What is that? She looks simian. On that note, we're still not in Sonoma. If you were wondering wh more