Sigh. Another day, another beautiful WTF-tastic episode of Secret Life. This week, our favorite show tackled all kinds of controversial material, specifically The Man Upstairs. And no, we're not talking about Ricky, though, yes — he does live upstairs. We more

You guys, everything is happening in Secret Life Land. People are being stabbed, Jesus may or may not have had sex (ask Adrian), we're getting life lessons all over the place, and Jack wants to get married. So intense, right?! Lucky for you, we've rounded more

Did a drama on ABC Family really name an episode after a movie about an Orthodox kid getting lured into the ecstasy drug trade? Yes, yes it did. However, " Holy Rollers " wasn't about drugs but it certainly ventured into religious territory. When Grace more

Ladies, it's time to fry up some breakfast sausage and break out your life-size Ricky poster. Secret Life is bringing major drama this week, and a cuddle sesh with our body pillow is pretty much the only thing that's getting us through this soulacoaster o more

This week's Secret Life quotes were like a platter of Ricky's finest bacon: Tasty, beautiful, and extremely unhealthy. The word vomit was out of control (looking at you, Madison), and now that Ethan's back in town, everything is way more pervy than usual. more

Despite being a filler episode, we did get to know a few characters on this week's The Secret Life of the American Teenager . In " Past History " Ricky runs into a friend from his foster care days, while Ethan takes a liking to pregnant freshman Kath more

Secret Life took a short hiatus for July 4, and we're experiencing all kinds of horrifying withdrawal symptoms as a result. Let's just say we spent the week slathering bacon grease in our hair and binge eating breakfast sausage. Luckily, our favorite show more

We love nothing more than when our favorite Secret Lifers spend an entire episode talking about meat, sausage, meat scraps, bacon, and t-bones –– and this week steak was on the menu. Enjoy yet another roundup of the best quotes from this week's episode. O more