This week's episode of Secret Life was packed to the sausagey brim with quotes about S-E-X, periods, and (duh!) meat. We've rounded up the best doozies from Episode 17 for you to look back on. File this one under "You're Welcome!" 5. Ricky chats up Amy: " more

Everyone stop what you're doing and grab some form of protection, because Ricky's studly pheromones are on the loose and they're taking down ovaries left and right. Rumor has it that one of our nearest and dearest Secret Lifers might be pregnant, and let' more

There were a lot of close calls on this week's episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager . In " Suddenly This Summer " Amy was extremely cranky and whined about feeling like she's rushed to become an adult.  To all of us it didn't s more