Secret Life took a short hiatus for July 4, and we're experiencing all kinds of horrifying withdrawal symptoms as a result. Let's just say we spent the week slathering bacon grease in our hair and binge eating breakfast sausage. Luckily, our favorite show more

We love nothing more than when our favorite Secret Lifers spend an entire episode talking about meat, sausage, meat scraps, bacon, and t-bones –– and this week steak was on the menu. Enjoy yet another roundup of the best quotes from this week's episode. O more

Up until this point, I've given a lot of sympathy to Amy and Ricky regarding wanting to play down their wedding. But " Lies and Byes " changed it all for me.  I guess I was naive in thinking that Amy's only reason for eloping was to escape feeling more