Alan Warns Walden His Mom Will Try to Sleep With Him on 'Two and a Half Men' (VIDEO)

The new iteration of 'Two and a Half Men' (Mon., 9PM ET on CBS) continues to bring back past guest stars to meet the new guy. This time around it's Alan's mother, Evelyn. As she has a "proclivity for younger man," as Alan put it, she should certainly enjoy meeting Mr. Schmidt. Which is, understandably, exactly what Alan was afraid of. Walden isn't exactly known for turning down women, and Evelyn isn't particularly known for failing to get exactly what she wants, and she absolutely is going to want Walden. "Don't worry. I'm not gonna hook up with your mom," Walden said, which is sitcom speak for I'm totally gonna hook up with your mom.

TWO AND A HALF MEN “Those Fancy Japanese Toilets” Season 9 Episode 7

TWO AND A HALF MEN  season 9  episode 7 “Those Fancy Japanese  Toilets” airs Monday, October 31 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television  Network. Episode Synopsis : Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Monday, Oct. 31 (9:00-9:31 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Read More...