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Virgin Territory Cast & Crew

  • Mischa Barton Mischa Barton as
    Pampinea
  • Hayden Christensen Hayden Christensen as
    Lorenzo di Lamberti
  • Tim Roth Tim Roth as
    Gerbino della Ratta
  • Christopher Egan Christopher Egan as
    Dioneo
  • Ryan Cartwright Ryan Cartwright as
    Ghino
  • David Walliams David Walliams as
    Cart-pusher
  • Craig Parkinson as
    Tindaro, narrator
  • as
    Count Dzerzhinsky
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Premiere: 26 August 2008 (DVD)

Type: Movie

Genres/Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure

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Working Titles: Angels and Virgins, Chasing Temptation, Guilty Pleasures

Rarely has the Florentines been this lustrous after one another! In Florence where everybody is thinking of it- even the most virtuous virgins, the Lovely Pampinea (Barton) is the most wanted of all. Despite her many suitors she holds firmly on to her virginity. One that dreams of this beauty is Lorenzo (Christensen) a poor man, with luck on his side -until he defeats Gerbino de la Ranza (Roth) in a game of cards, after that he is wanted for his life -fleeing the city he finds refuge in a convict with surprisingly horny nuns. In the meantime when Pampinea's parents die, she is forced to run away, as Gerbino is trying to blackmail her into marriage. While she waits for her betrothed, a Russian count she has never met, she hides in the convict. Only to discover Lorenzo working there as a gardener and being extremely popular.

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#Lorenzo: [after getting waken up by the nun, getting discovered that he isn't deaf and mute] Ehmm... A miiiiiracle! I CAN SPEAK! #Tindaro: [narrating about Gerbino] There isn't much going on under his pants. Funny though, I've heard that he's the biggest dick in town... #Tindaro: [while marrying Gerbino and Pampinea] Pampinea... have you taken a bath? Pampinea: I have taken a bath this day, father. Tindaro: Witnesses of this holy matrimony, this woman come pure in both body and soul... Now, Gerbino della Ratta, have you taken a bath. Gerbino: Yes. Tindaro: When? Gerbino: I have taken a bath! Tindaro: Are you sure? Downstairs? In between your legs? Gerbino: WHAT? Tindaro: Show me you hands... Gerbino: This is ridiculous! [shows his hands] Tindaro: Uggh! You have dirt in your fingernails! Gerbino: So, what's wrong? Tindaro: Now I can't really say "Witness of this holy matrimony, this man comes with pure body and soul, but with dirty fingernails", now can I?