I’ve had a reoccurring dream since I was a boy that involves humanity’s extinction here on earth. Ok, honestly… this dream is more like a fantasy, and by Earth I mean Macy’s or some giant department store, and by extinction I mean “I’m inside while they’re closed for the night”. Perhaps I was forced to watch Mannequin too many times while growing up, perhaps it was my fascination with other people’s property… either way the comparison works and you know it!

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