A Touch of Cloth is an all-encompassing parody of every police procedural ever written. It stars John Hannah (The Mummy, Spartacus) as DCI... More >
A Touch of Cloth is an all-encompassing parody of every police procedural ever written. It stars John Hannah (The Mummy, Spartacus) as DCI Jack Cloth - a maverick, heavy drinking loner who has thrown himself into his work following the mysterious death of his wife. The damaged, haunted Cloth is teamed with plucky no-nonsense sidekick DC Anne Oldman, played by Suranne Jones (Coronation Street, Unforgiven). Together the pair investigate a series of increasingly grisly murders and find themselves on the trail of a devious killer. As you do. If you’re a detective.

Part two of two. DCI Jack Cloth and his incompetent sidekick DC Anne Oldman continue their hunt for the sword-wielding maniac, while the stereotypically unhappy detective battles with his personal demons and is haunted by his dead wife's ghost. Charlie Brooker's spoof crime drama, starring John Hannah, Suranne Jones, Daisy Beaumont, Julian Rhind-Tutt and Navin Chowdhry