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The Onion News Network's years of award-winning political reporting includes our historic coverage of the 2008 election from the War For The White House Command Center.

"Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See H..."

November 4, 2008
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning has caused many supporters to wander aimlessly, unsure of what to do with themselves.