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The Onion News Network's years of award-winning political reporting includes our historic coverage of the 2008 election from the War For The White House Command Center.

"Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For..."

March 5, 2008
For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.