This reality series follows 6-year-old beauty queen Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her family in rural Georgia. In the premiere, the entire Thompson clan compete in the Summer Redneck Games in East Dublin, Ga.
We suggest you gather the following supplies: Red Bull, pixie sticks, pixie sticks mixed with Red Bull, and a miniature pig. Why, you ask? Because Honey Boo Boo has broken free from her veneers and she's taking TLC by storm. In other words, Here Comes Hon more
We've been rendered speechless by the magical beauty that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, but luckily the top 15 quotes from last night's double episode premiere can speak for us. We recommend reading these out loud in a southern accent while sucking down so more