Honey Boo Boo is the 8th Wonder of the World, and we're pretty sure an angel gets its wings every time she accidentally suffocates Glitzy Pig. Our Child of the Bogs is clearly the future savior of mankind, and, at this point we're convinced that she was b more

Another week, another educational episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. At this point, Boo Boo and her long-suffering mini-pig communicate in a special language of squeals and grunts (aka The Language of Love), but we've done our best to record the highlig more

Are you ready for the plentiful bounty of magical mystery that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? Neither are we, which is why we're currently surrounded by discarded Cheeto wrappers, a protective wall of paper towel rolls, and a plate of bacon (sorry, Glitzy P more

We suggest you gather the following supplies: Red Bull, pixie sticks, pixie sticks mixed with Red Bull, and a miniature pig. Why, you ask? Because Honey Boo Boo has broken free from her veneers and she's taking TLC by storm. In other words, Here Comes Hon more

We've been rendered speechless by the magical beauty that is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, but luckily the top 15 quotes from last night's double episode premiere can speak for us. We recommend reading these out loud in a southern accent while sucking down so more