The Season 2 Premiere of Portlandia takes on mixologists and helicopter parents, while  Carrie finds true love. We open with Carrie and Fred at a table at The Mint, a bar. Fred has a beer, but Carrie arrives at the table empty-handed. “I couldn’t dec more

I once drove over a few inches of crosswalk space in Austin, Texas. In protest of this heinous act, a snooty pedestrian shook his fist at me and gave me a nasty look -- the kind of look someone might give you if you had just slayed a beautiful, defenseles more