Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope.
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
Ah, Screech (Dustin Diamond)!
I shouldn't care that you're going to write a Saved by the Bell Tell All which promises stories of "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying"...but who am I kidding?
In the words of the great Jessie Spano, "I'm SO EXCITED!"
Source: Vulture
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