Screech to Write Tell-All

Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope.

Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

Ah, Screech (Dustin Diamond)!

I shouldn't care that you're going to write a Saved by the Bell Tell All which promises stories of "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying"...but who am I kidding?

In the words of the great Jessie Spano, "I'm SO EXCITED!"

Source: Vulture


1 comment

Jul 25, 2008 5:17PM EDT

So Dustin Diamond may have turned into the biggest jerk ever (or maybe he was all along), but I must agree this stirs some excitement in my Saved by the Bell-lovin' heart - oh the juicy gossip to be had! (Decades later...)

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