The One Tree Hill Season Premiere Recap in 30 seconds or less:
Chooses Brooke. Psych!
Chooses Peyton. Psych!
Chooses Lindsay. Psych!
But for real...
Chooses Peyton. Honestly, was there ever any doubt?
I'm pretty sure her only lines of the evening were along the lines of "I love you Lucas" and "I'm so happy."
For now, Peyton, for now...
Hates her mother. Tells her. Gets attacked (and there best be no rape).
Nathan and Haley:
Nathan: I'm good at basketball again (but not really).
Haley: I'm recording lots of music (but not really).
Nathan and Haley: We love each other again. Yay!
Acts cute (cue the Flo Rida)
The Dan Subplot:
This one is straight out a Stephen King novel (seriously, see Misery, where a crazy woman also imprisons a man in the middle of nowhere after a car accident and tortures him ) and quite frankly does not belong in One Tree Hill. This whole crazy nanny Carrie bit needs to be done with. Those scenes were in no way pleasurable.
Skillz and Deb are still...getting friendly.
Mouth and Millicent leave (forever?).
So...what did everyone think of the season premiere?