OTH Recap: Touch Me I'm Going to Scream (Season Premiere)


The One Tree Hill Season Premiere Recap in 30 seconds or less:


Spoilers included

Lucas:

Chooses Brooke. Psych!

Chooses Peyton. Psych!

Chooses Lindsay. Psych!


But for real...

Chooses Peyton. Honestly, was there ever any doubt?


Peyton:

Smiles (uncharacteristically).

I'm pretty sure her only lines of the evening were along the lines of "I love you Lucas" and "I'm so happy."

For now, Peyton, for now...



Brooke:

Hates her mother. Tells her. Gets attacked (and there best be no rape).


Nathan and Haley:

Nathan: I'm good at basketball again (but not really).

Haley: I'm recording lots of music (but not really).

Nathan and Haley: We love each other again. Yay!


Jamie:

Acts cute (cue the Flo Rida)


The Dan Subplot:

This one is straight out a Stephen King novel (seriously, see Misery, where a crazy woman also imprisons a man in the middle of nowhere after a car accident and tortures him ) and quite frankly does not belong in One Tree Hill. This whole crazy nanny Carrie bit needs to be done with. Those scenes were in no way pleasurable.


Other People:

Skillz and Deb are still...getting friendly.

Mouth and Millicent leave (forever?).


So...what did everyone think of the season premiere?

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Sep 2, 2008 6:43AM EDT

oh it was so beautiful!!so was not expecting what happened to brooke.... was almost crying!!go leyton!!

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Sep 2, 2008 7:14AM EDT

I have a theory, i reckon Victoria hired that man to hurt Brooke and steal the designs, because she is so determined to bring Brooke down, or he was supposed to beat up Millicent because she called Victoria "an evil bitch". coz she did tell her she was gonna pay for it.
and Jamie is soooo cute, and i do think someone should shoot Carrie and Dan should deteriorate and die because they are both evil.

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Sep 2, 2008 7:16AM EDT

Luvin' it

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Sep 2, 2008 8:49AM EDT

I think the Nanny Carrie/Dan subplot is great! It's like a much darker version of psycho Derek, and I love how they tied the 2 stories together.. I think that these storylines are needed every now and then to keep some suspense in the show.. Overall, it was a great episode, and I'd say it was better than any single episode of season 5.. Am I the only one who thought that Lee Norris had a TERRIBLE haircut!?!

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Sep 2, 2008 10:09AM EDT

No i agree..mouth looked ridiculous with that hairbut sooo happy about lucas and peyton..they were so cuteeveryone seemed really happy this episodeapart from dan which was so brutal and scary. my god it was like hostel!Brooke was soo great this episode..since the start of season 5 my opinion has changed so much of her..i really like her nowlovin' the naley stuff
great episode...much better than season 5...can't wait for more!!

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Sep 2, 2008 10:41AM EDT

lol it waz weird when i saw the first ten minutes of the episode and im like 'brooke' relieved when he had the other 2 'visions'....naley is gettin boring...really happy that lucas chose peyton i hope nothin goes wrong....i feel bad for dan itz enough sticking needles into him an burnin him with a hot fork and all the other forms os torture psycho nannie comes up wit but takin jamie away iz 2 much.....as for brooke i dnt think her mother wud do that as much as she iz a 'evil bitch' like millicent said i dnt wanna believe that she did that,i think it waz that girl that waz tryna steal that shirt..

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Sep 2, 2008 12:31PM EDT

NOOOOOOOO i wanted him to call BROOKE!!! NOT happy...lol

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Sep 2, 2008 2:50PM EDT

Yaaay he choose peyton .Not like we didnt know anyway :L
I argee that the whole nanny carrie and dan plot is a bit ott for tree hill but who knows, maybe it will work ?
so far so good thou i say (: X

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Sep 2, 2008 4:45PM EDT

i loved that he chose Peyton, but we are all just waiting for the ax to fall on their ooey-gooey romance-which i so dont want.I mean really just give em a naley romance where they are happy together, i liked the few times they hooked up.My mom's like 'yeah those people are usually the ones that stay together'.But i dont care, it's drama and drama dictates that they live a miserable star crossed existence.I really feel it for Brooke and i predict that she's gonna end up doing sumin she regrets in the future, if Peyton doesn't get back in time.And if her mother is really that much of a nitch then she deserves what's coming to her.

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Sep 2, 2008 9:14PM EDT

OMG! Just saw it, and tbh the whole of the episode was overshadowed by the ending! Was not expecting that! Poor Brooke! I don't think even Victoria would sink that low... she better be okay, Brookes my favourite character, always has been. And I agree RachelL, there better be no rape. I'm thinking the Victoria angle is too obvious, and despite how much I hate her, Brookes still her daughter. I don't think she would do that. But now I am worried about who is responsable...
We all knew it would be Peyton! Its amazing how long into the episode that they managed to withhold that though lol. Hoped we would of seen them get married though, but a proper Tree Hill wedding will obviously be better. Honestly couldn't care less about the Dan storyline. He deserves everything he gets. The only aspect of that that I care about is Jamie getting kidnapped again. He's like the cutest kid on the planet! Seriously, where did they find him?!
And yes Mouths hair was ridiculous, and I am fairly certain he had a change of hairstyles between seasons, meaning he had a change of hairstyle in like the ten minutes that passed! Bad continuality there! The OC were awful for that though aswell (like we wouldn't notice!?).
I agree, better episode than the whole of season five (which isn't hard imo!). But I loved it. Keep it up One Tree Hill! (Brooke better be okay!)

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Sep 2, 2008 10:12PM EDT

Well, we all saw Leyton coming of course. It's been pointing that way the whole previous season, but I'm hoping that Hilarie Burton is right with the whole Leyton endgame might not happen because she mentioned that Mark always says that and then get's bored. As much as it's not likely, I'm still routing for Jake to come back *yes, I'm a wishful thinker*. It was nice to see Peyton not crying for an episode though. I thought the whole LP thing was cute over all.
As for Dan/Carrie, I love it. It was so unexpected and unlikely that it totally blue me away. Not to mention I was cringing threw the whole hot fork lingering over his eye. God, loved it! Dan FTW though. He honestly IS One Tree Hill. No show without him.
And does anyone think that the shop lifting girl might be the one to attack Brooke? I don't know why she would, but I doubt that we've seen the last of her, or it would be a total waste of time, you know?

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Sep 3, 2008 7:07AM EDT

oh.. i wanted him to choose brooke..think about it.. they've been really happy together.. and the only reason that they split up was because of peyton .. i mean, first time peyton went after him behind brooke's back and then second time they split because he was too scared to say how he really felt, so she walked.
But even after all this i still like him with peyton.. so yay ! :)LEYTON !
and yessss.. jamie is soo cute ^__^

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Sep 3, 2008 7:36AM EDT

i loved itit was so annoying but at the same time really brilliant,i really hate Lucas with Peyton, i wanted him to choose Brooke. But all the other parts were good, the ending was so exciting!

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Sep 3, 2008 12:08PM EDT

Well for one thing the girl who tried to steal from Brooke obviously had breasts, and the person who beat Brooke was a man, DUUUH.

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May 11, 2016 2:44PM EDT

Yep the person who attacked Brooke was definitely a guy. But I am not ruling out that he could of been hired by someone. Although, the whole Shoplifter girl angle, even if she did get someone else to do it... I'm not buying it. Mainly because I have read in spoilers that the shop lifter is a foster kid, and they even named her. Why would they disclose that she was a foster kid unless they wanted us to empathise with her? I just don't buy it. However, I don't like the Victoria angle either... Would she really sink that low!? Oh I really have no clue who it could of been!!! Roll on Monday!

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Sep 5, 2008 6:19PM EDT

leyton !! <3 that made me super happy. and i agree.... what did they do to mouth's hair?! it looks horrid. and Nanny Carrie and Dan just annoy me. someone needs to stab both of them through the heart with a wooden stake (just for good measure since dan is, like, immortal). the part with haley and jamie dancing was just adorable! i think that victoria had something to do with brooke getting beaten up, since she doesnt seem to have a heart at all.
lucas doesnt really have a reason to be with brooke. i think they both never really had the feelings that peyton and lucas had for each other. i'm still wondering who called lindsay...?
and i've never really been a huge naley supporter. not that i dont love them together, its just i dont see the point...its not as if they really gave anyone anything to 'ship about, since they got married at the very beginning.
i heard something about the shoplifter...supposedly brooke takes her in and stuff after a while (?)
oh well! aesome eppie, cant wait till monday!

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Sep 5, 2008 6:21PM EDT

@bee-xo
Mouth's hair has been its own character for about 2 seasons now...

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Sep 6, 2008 9:33PM EDT

omg poor brooke :(
she's grown into such a nice person so its sad to see that happen to brooke..YAY LEYTON =] im soooooo glad its peyton i jumped off my seat in excitement.and jamie is sooo freaking cute >.<loved the scene where haley and jamie were dancing that was so adorable. im not liking the whole skills and deb thing :Sbut overall GREAT first episode of a new season.VICTORIA AND CARRIE are evil bitches!!!!
NALEY AND LEYTON FOREVER =]

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Sep 8, 2008 1:48PM EDT

I'm definatele glad about leyton......way 2 go guys ..now if only they kld keep it up for a season or 2 without sumfin goin rong, now that wld be great...lol
Oh and the whole Naley thing is now becomin nauseating and annoyin ...
Carrie luks lyks shes on drugs...she needs 2 just die asap...ders no need for her...one evil villain (dan) is enuf....her role is too over the top for the show.
I'm excited about this season...cANT wait 4 mreHope nufin goes rong between Lucas and Peyton...please, please please..lol

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Sep 8, 2008 6:13PM EDT

The episode was AMAZING! I mean i loved how the did the different versions of Lucas's life depending on who he picked and stuff. I really hope Brooke's alright, I love her and it would crush my little heart if something bad happened to her. I really hope her mother didn't hire that guy to beat her up but knowing her mother i wouldn't put it above her... so sad.. :( Jamie's ADORABLE!! :D Can't wait for the next episode!

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