The Melrose Place reboot is really underway, with some folks from Smallville on board to run the show. Nobody's been cast yet, but the characters for the new version of the soap have been revealed, and Entertainment Weekly got the scoop. Here are some of the folks we'll be meeting if this show goes forward:
* David Patterson, son of Jake!
* Ella Flynn, David's occasional lover, "a PR whiz whose tongue is as sharp as her stilettos."
* Auggie Kirkpatrick (really, Auggie?), a hippie and recovering alcoholic.
* Violet Foster, a small-town girl who arrives ready to play the sex card.
* Jonah Miller, who wants to be the next Kevin Smith.