Menage a WHAT? Mystery 'Gossip Girl' Trio to Go to Bed Together


SEXY SPOILER AHEAD!


EW's Michael Ausiello is reporting that a trust-worthy Gossip Girl insider told him exclusively today that three Gossip characters will be trying out a three-way tryst later this season.


During the November 9 episode, Ausiello swears that "three major characters having sex. At the same time. In the same bed. Together."


Who are the main players redefining the Gossip Girl version of a "love triangle"? We don't know for sure, but here are our options:


(Don't worry, there is no Dorota/Serena/Blair option! Weeeeird.)


Ausiello confirms that the three-way will occur between one of these unique combinations:


Chuck/Blair/Nate: A recent study indicated that the only thing standing between GG and a 98 share in the show's target 18-34 gay male demo is a scene with Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick in bed together naked. Leighton Meester can watch.


Chuck/Blair/Josh: You'll recall that Josh is the gay NYU alum Blair tricks Chuck into kissing later this month. In other words, this trio's already at first base!


Chuck/Blair/Dorota: Blair's been on the lookout for a non-threatening third party to fulfill BF Chuck's carnal desires. Enter her long-suffering maidservant. The best part? She'll happily clean up afterwards!


Nate/Bree/Carter: One's a Democrat. One's a Republican. One's (for the purposes of this story) an independent. Throw 'em all together, and voila, you've got a threesome. Or at least one extra-sexy healthcare debate.



Serena/Carter/Georgina: Serena and Georgina's dark past together probably included a drunken kiss somewhere along the line, so throwing S's current BF into the equation isn't much of a leap. More of a skip, really.


Serena/Dan/Blair: Was I the only one who picked up on something between Dan and Blair in this season's "Freshman" episode? Didn't think so. And since B and S pretty much do everything together...



Vanessa/Dan/Olivia: It's only a matter of time before Vanessa and Dan take their platonic friendship to the next level. Who better to help them make that tricky transition than his current squeeze and her new roommate (played by Hilary Duff)?


Georgina/Dan/Olivia: Imagine Georgina, still smarting from Dan's rejection, slipping him and his new GF a roofie and then proceeding to have her way with both of them. Wasn't hard to imagine at all, was it?



Rufus/Lily/Mr. Van der Woodsen: Serena's MIA dad returns with a secret: He's bisexual and really horny. From there, the dots pretty much connect themselves.


It's still too early to tell where any of these storylines are leading exactly, but if I were a betting lady, I'd put my money on either Nate/Bree/Carter (they need to spice up the Nate storyline, and Serena needs a reason to break up with Carter, doesn't she?) or one of the Goergina trios (girl's a freak; we all know it!). Even though Blair and Chuck are quite kinky, the thought of them allowing another dude in the bed is just wrong... and Dorota? SHE WOULD NEVER!


Who do YOU think is ready to get frisky with a friend (or frenemy)? Are you excited by this spoiler, or disgusted? Sound off in the comments below!


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Oct 7, 2009 2:50AM EDT

eew..but i when i first read it, i thought of vanessa/dan/olivia.. :D
threesome with 2 dudes is not a sexy scene-i mean not for the normal people, i think..

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Oct 13, 2009 1:50AM EDT

enh enh! my bet is on none of those choice;Jenny/Eric/the personage kevin zegger will playWe always see Eric and Jenny together and kevin zegger is supposed to be the future jenny's boy friend and also suppose to be devilish and bring her in a bad way so... we also know that Eric is gay but did little jenny and eric who turn out to be kind of step brother/sister will past this step...not quiet sure but it the more obvious trio at my mind.... We'll see

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Oct 13, 2009 1:51AM EDT

By the way,maxgt , i found your text funny :-)

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