Alright Andy Cohen, it's time to let this horse go to pasture. Determined to wrest every last bit of ridiculousness from an outrageous season, Bravo patched together an hour of mildly amusing, fine-for-folding-laundry or, in my case, drinking-two-glasses-of-water-after-epic-book-club, throwaway TV. Nothing much happened, and I could've lived without that vomitous scene of Ramona's overactive armpit getting pumped full of Certain Dri. Anyone else think Sonja's face takes on a Barbra Streisnd twist when she's trying not to retch?
Let's see, what else: Andy has nicknamed Ramona the Ramona-coaster, which I will from here on out call her. Sonja got a juice box. Simon's eccentric fashion sense took a beating, this time by Bethenny. We got to see the practice session that led up to Ramona's runaway robot walk during Brooklyn fashion week. Sonja called Kelly a big labrador, which seems dismissive of a lab's charms. Sonja wore crotchless super Spanx - no amount of lipo pain is going to keep her from her Max.
In the most obnoxious scene, Jill and Bobby went shopping. She bemoaned the fact that she always gets shafted in the present department because their anniversary and her birthday and the holidays fall so close within one another. So she ickily cajoled her Bobby to buy her an expensive watch and an ugly necklace in exchange for the possibility of nookie. Gross.
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