'America's Next Top Model' - 'Big Hair Day' Recap Season 14, Episode 7


I thought I had reached my quota of hair growing out of a woman's breasts this season with 'Project Runway,' but 'America's Next Top Model' just trumped Amy's hairy breast outfit by miles. This week, between the drama at the house and a drag Tyra Banks, the girls had to make full dresses made out of hair look good. Sadly, most of them looked horrible, but Tyra and her judging panel were not looking at the same photos as I was.


Sometimes I wonder if Tyra even takes this show seriously anymore. Combined with her using the term "Who the heck?" in the first five minutes, her announcement of the girl's overseas destination, and the amazing shot of Alasia knocking on an elevator door to have it open, Tyra's just editing this show for entertainment. Who seriously knocks on an elevator to get it to open?


You knew the episode was going downhill when the first challenge was a really weak walking challenge at Lucky Chengs. Not even fabulous drag queens could make this section any better. There was no real reason for the girls to be wearing clothes by 'The City' star Whitney Port, nor was there any reason for Pat Cleveland to try teaching the girls to feel the emotions of their clothing. Alas, the girls walked up and down a black carpet and got occasional applause. Anslee walked down and got total silence; someone should tell people that boring is a personality. Krista performed one of the more crowd pleasing moves, the mannequin turn (seen in Cycle 6, Episode 7) to win the contest.


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