"Yes, I am Daniel Day-Lewis, and, yes, I am WALKING on a COUCH. That's right, the same manner of couch you've been quaintly using as seating for oh so many years, and I'm walking on it--practically the exact opposite of sitting! Sorry I don't believe in labels. Unconventional? Sure. Offensive? I'm not trying to start a revolution. DDL just plays it like he sees it, and when he sees a couch, sometimes he just wants to take a little backlit stroll across it. Deal."