10. Barney's March Madness Bracket..."How are we even discussing this, It's fake baby."
9. Signs up for the Matchmaker under the alias Jack Package. "Actually its pronounced Pac-kodge."
8. Barney steals Ted's moving van and the subsequent top ten names he would of named the van if ted had not been a jerk and taken it back. "Wannabang-o"
7. Barney wont put his fist down til someone gives him a bump. "Pretty please, no one has to know"
6. The Naked Man
5. Barney gets "Lemon Lawed."
4. Barney gets slapped by Marshall which is followed by Marshall's "You Just Got Slapped" song. "What is that feeling, thats put you in your place, a hot red burning on the side of your face."
3. Barney meets his dad(Bob Barker).
2. Barney's one man off off off broadway play. "Spoiler alert, the robot finds love."
1. Barney picks up a girl wearing his old man makeup. "I must away."