'Dancing With the Stars' recap: Land of the Freestyle

On the first night of Dancing With the Stars' season 11 finale, each of the three finalists --  Jennifer Grey, Kyle Massey, and Bristol Palin -- danced a "redemption dance" and the all-important freestyle in their ongoing quest for the COVETED MIRRORBALL TROPHY. Look at that image to your right. I did not commission it to look like that, but with Jennifer and Derek slightly out in front, doesn't it sort of seem like a medal stand? This is probably the way the trio should finish -- Jennifer with Mirror, Kyle with Silver, Bristol with Bronze. Will it happen? Who knows? I'm a Fringe Fairy, not your crystal ball, DANCMSTRs. Pay a visit to your psychic for that s---. (Hey, if Bruno can swear on the show, so can I! That makes no sense!)

Anyone else catch the DANCMSTR license plate backstage? Be still my sequining heart!

Will the judges please reveal their scores? Carrie Ann In-ahhh-ber!

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