You should never set up a friend on a blind date. Actually, you should maybe never set up anyone on a blind date; the potential for things going badly is so high. But Lisa Vanderpump goes ahead and breaks this rule on the new 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' (Thu., 10PM ET on Bravo).
Lisa sets her pal Kim Richards up with a 50-ish-looking English dude named Martin. Their first date takes place during a party at a 60,000 square-foot mansion, so that's nice. Everything thereafter goes less well. A fellow party-goer asks if the pair are on a date -- Kim thinks they are, Martin says they aren't. Never a good sign. Strike one.
Next, there's a discussion of what Martin's ideal blind date would look like: The answer being tall and brunette, which more accurately describes Kim's sister Kyle, whom Martin has met. Strike two. Kim then confesses to Martin that she married her first blind date, as his face tenses up in terror. Strike three.
Still, the night is young, and the blind date is going to be a long one. And things can't possibly get any worse, right? Will Kim manage to work things out?