'Top Chef' recap: Dinosaurus Wrecks

This week on Top Chef All-Stars, the contestants spent the night at the Museum of Natural History! The wall-less prison/orphanage sleeping arrangement was really tough on some of them, particularly Stephen the sommelier. "I live in a loft, downtown Manhattan. Verycomfortable," he bragged, seemingly in an effort to make me feel bad about my broke-ass Brooklyn hovel. Whatever, Stephen! Time to hang your fresh-pressed tie collection out on a primate's thinking rock and take a very uncomfortable nap.

The Quickfire Challenge was proudly presented by teenage heartthrob The One With the Straight Hair, a.k.a. Joe Jonas of Jonas Brothers. "You know, they're rock stars," said Spike. Don't you know who Joe Jonas is? "I had no idea who Joe Jonas was," said Angry Dale. "I thought he might be a pastry chef." Ooh, he should be. I'm pretty sure Antonia would have done something she'd later regret if the mighty Joe Jonas revealed he had recently mastered the classic puff.

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