What the fock?
Despite being a late-night staple for nearly three decades, David Letterman has never welcomed Robert De Niro as a guest — until now.
The Oscar winner will make his first appearance on The Late Show Friday with his Little Fockers co-star and seven-time Letterman guest Dustin Hoffman.
"We've been on the air for 30 years. Right now, we're on CBS. We used to be on NBC. I live in your neighborhood, literally, your neighborhood. We're neighbors, and this is your first time — what have I done?" Letterman teased De Niro in the interview, taped earlier this week.
"Oh, God, I don't know," De Niro, reticent as ever, said. "I just — well, whatever. Dustin, he'll explain to you."
"I am the De Niro Whisperer," Hoffman quipped.
Little Fockers hits theaters Wednesday.