Another season of THE BACHELOR, another hot mess.
Ladies, have some control over yourself.
Slapping Brad? Not cool. Grabbing his butt five seconds after meeting him? Ew. Waxing him? Creepy.
Bringing him food or serenading him? That’s okay.
Also, ladies, wearing dresses that are barely the length of oversized shirts? Skanky. If it looks like you’re at risk for showing your crotch on national television, maybe it’s time to make your dress a few inches longer, mmkay?
So what else went down in THE BACHELOR season premiere?
I have to admit Brad is already on my bad side. Yes, it was honorable for him to offer the women of the house a chance to leave now that they knew he had returned. Of course none of them took him up on it, but it was a decent thing for him to do.