The Mysterious Jersey Shore Season 2 Lost Episode - Wetpaint

Jose Tells Angelina to Behave at the Club in Season 2, Episode 7, "Sleeping With the Enemy"

The Wetpaint offices recently received a manuscript in an unmarked envelope, claiming to be a detailed description of a mythical lost episode of our fave guilty pleasure, Jersey Shore. So just in time for the premiere of Season 3 on Thursday, January 6th, we present to you this detailed account of one of the cast's last days in Miami.

With a head heavy from the previous day's marathon Patron-fest, Snooki tried to rouse her bouffant into semi-consciousness, and was alarmed to discover that she had somehow fallen asleep, not in the Ikea-issued pile of plywood that she normally used for sleeping and semi-regular mating, but on top of the kitchen refrigerator. With a sickening thud, the pint-sized guidette came crashing onto the tile flooring. Excited at the prospect of an early-morning fight, Snooki's housemates came staggering from their resting places to investigate the strange noise — all of the housemates, that is, except for Angelina.

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