'Jersey Shore' recap: Somebody Call a Plumber

When Sammi returned to the Shore house last night, Ronnie instantly ran outside to the smoking porch. He was scared, anxious, perhaps even suffering from a mild panic attack. These next few minutes would be critical. As we all know, the first time you see your ex after a break-up, there's always an undertone of competition. Who's less awkward? Who looks better? Who's going to cry first? Well, Ron knew he wouldn't cry. No, sir! Sure, some tears were shed last week, and the week before, andthe week before. But Ronnie had transformed. No longer was he Crybaby-Hulk, the Sad Gorilla Clown. He was Single-Ronnie. And so, Ron regained his composure. He got a pep talk from the boys. He took a deep breath. He gobbled up a handful of Xenadrine to gin up some courage, probably. And he walked back into the house. Read More...



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