'Celebrity Apprentice' Recap: The Pepperoni Profit Preaches

Alright, time to forget all the "real" people trying to become Donald Trump's next Apprentice - let's get back to the spectacle that is Celebrity Apprentice. Last night we Dionne Warwick struggling with a credit card machine, Gary Busey wandering into traffic dressed like a TV evangelist, and Lisa Rinna was giving the most two-faced performance in Celebrity Apprentice premiere history.

After their dramatic entrances, Donald ups the ante by talking on rooftops and being escorted by The Rockettes. After a few introductions (including Marlee Matlin's interpreter - more on this later) and celebrities explaining their charities, it was time for the most meaningless task of the season: coming up with a team name. Every season, celebs sit around the coffee table and try to figure out a name for their team. Fights are had and grudges are formed - over a team's name! Gary Busey says that another team member's suggestion of "Pinnacle" means penis. Busey then goes on a rant about sperm farmers... yea. Anyway, the men choose Backbone without much of a fuss. Read More...



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