'The Bachelor' recap: Mad, Sad, and Dangerous to Know

Tonight, on The Women Tell All: Tears! Drama! Cute South African school children! An unfortunate new hairstyle! And candles, candles, candles! Let's get to it, shall we?

In case you were sleeping the past 9 weeks, the show begins with an extensive flashback, as Brad and Harrison memorialize the "ladies" we've lost along the way, including Shawntel ("I don't want to talk about where I'm going to be buried—not that soon") and of course Michelle ("I'm a man that can be blindsided by beauty," admits the Bachelor). From that we leap into an infomercial for season two of Bachelor Pad, which Harrison introduces by announcing this horrifying statistic: the "Bachelor Nation" (that is, former rejects) stands "over 500 strong and counting." God, that is a frightening thought, isn't it? All this Nation needs are uniforms and some dirty bombs filled with herpes gas and it could take over Canada. Read More...



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