'Glee': 'Troutymouth' and 'Big [cough] Heart' -- the songs we won't be able to download


Two songs from Wednesday's (March 15)  "Original Song" episode probably won't make it to the top of the iTunes charts, like lots of other "Glee" songs, but amidst all the excitement of the Blurt kiss and the Quinn/Finn/Rachel teen angst triangle, they should not be lost in the shuffle. We've transcribed the lyrics below, so you can start memorizing now.First up: Santana's (Naya Rivera) "Trouty Mouth." Dedicated to Sam, Santana  delivers these killer lines in a sultry cabaret style:Guppy faced trouty mouth Is that how people's lips look where you come from in the South?Grouper mouth, froggy limbsI love sucking on those salamander handsWanna put a fishhook in those lips--At that point, she was cut off by Sam.Second up, but first in our hearts: Puck's (Mark Salling) "Big A** Heart," a rockabilly backhanded compliment of a love song dedicated to current obsession Lauren Zizes:My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitationsThey cut...



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