Convincing a staunch lesbian that she's in love with a misogynistic, egomaniacal, testosterone-driven manwhore is no easy feat. But the supernatural power of Christian's penis has cast a spell of heterosexuality over Liz. They're giving romance a try, and it isn't going well. For starters, his instructional guidance on fellatio was about as sexy as a quilting bee. When she gets up, he throws her a robe. She knows it's because he doesn't want to see her naked, although he claims he's just preventing her from getting chilly. In the bathroom, she cries and pulls her face back as if contemplating a surgical lift. Their relationship is definitely not good for her self-esteem.
Clearly satisfied with his pectoral reconstruction, Christian ...continue reading