Our top moments of the week:
13. Slowest Learning Curve: Before hearing the results of the Australia Gold sunscreen challenge, Celebrity Apprentice's Team Backbone project manager Mark McGrath says he will take all responsibility if his team loses. It did and he does — until he decides to backpedal and switch the focus to Gary Busey and his crazy antics. But it's too little too late. Silly Mark, don't you know Trump always fires the person who takes the blame?
12. If the Shoe Fits Award: For the second straight week on Dancing with the Stars, Kirstie Alleysuffers an unexpected mishap when her shoe comes off mid-waltz. She manages to get it back on to finish the routine, but is visibly and understandably embarrassed by her misfortune. Look on the bright side, Kirstie: At least this didn't happen.
11. Best F-Bomb: On Modern Family, Cameron's tyrannical theatrics as Franklin Middle School's interim musical director ("[The kids will] never forget how I Sondheim-ized them!") foreshadow the spectacular failure of his production. (Sound familiar?) When Luke, who's dangling from a harness, is unable to display the letter L for the harmonious finale message "We Love the World," Cam orders Franklin's "majestic insignia" of a gigantic purple F lowered. The new message? "We Love the F Word." Read More...