John Francis Daley (Sweets) who co-wrote The Truth in the Myth is seriously funny. Yet another thing we didnt know about him! With 60 minutes of hilarious material as fodder, we had a tough time whittling down our list of favorite funny quotes to a mere 10. But we put our Iguana thinking cap on and accomplished the impossible. Just dont read these while driving, lest you guffaw like Brennan (Emily Deschanel): Safety first!