Return of the Former Housewives on 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

It's Gretchen's birthday, so Slade is taking her on a surprise outing. On a side note, Slade has taken up naked painting and I could not be more grossed out. Meanwhile, Alexis is continuing her Confrontation Tour, talking to Vicki about the mace. She also makes sure to tell Vicki that she's launching her own dress line ("I do things, too!").

Slade takes Gretchen to his art studio and brings out some takeout. He presents her with painter pants because her gift is for them to paint together. Gretchen isn't very excited about it, but Slade sure is. If Celebrity Apprentice has taught me anything, it's that they will create something that can sell for thousands of dollars. Except Slade wants Gretchen to keep it as her gift. Slade's painter friend, Daniel, also created a portrait of Gretchen. What is with all the Housewives having portraits of themselves made?


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