'The Real Housewives of Orange County' recap: Let Me Paint You a Picture...

Happy Birthday Gretchen, you darling, gracious creature, you. Slade had big plans for her special day and if she played her cards right they might involve extra packets of hoisin from Hunan Wok. Off they went, into a nest of LA traffic, to celebrate on a poor man's nickel. Recently Gretchen had stumbled down the stairs looking for her boyfriend, and found him painting naked in the garage. Call the exterminator! Ever since Gretchen has been gently encouraging her man to pursue his flippin' passion. And by encouraging I mean taking one of her Gretchen Christine Beaute powder brushes, dipping it in acid, and jamming it over and over into his heart. "It's a way to make money right now babe," she said. (Whenever she says babe, duck.) Slade sad-glared at her. "It's not a consistent way to take care of my family," he said. Oh dude, you're so in for it. "Right now it's better than the other way," she said, pausing to let her words fizz on his skin. "Nothing right now, right?" Slade wallowed at the wheel, the traffic mounted, Gretchen sighed and then sighed again. Look for that dramatic sigh to be auto-tuned and dropped into her next single. Read More...


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